Helping Republicans adjust to the Obama victory

Now that Obama has won, we need to help our Republican friends overcome their trepidations. Many of my right wing friends are quite anxious about their future under the new leftist regime. I am doing my best to ameliorate their concerns by telling I will work as hard as I can to make sure they are as comfortable in the reeducation camps. And, for my closest conservative friends and relatives, I even commit to ensuring that they receive double rations.